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Jessica Alba is giving

What? A present? For me? You shouldn’t have! Aww, you’re so sweet.

That kid totally ruins this picture. It’s so hard for me to sexualize Jessica when a stupid stroller with a baby is in front of her. But I pulled through and did it anyway. Please, your slow claps turning into roaring applause will not be necessary. That’s just who I am. When there’s a mountain in front of me, I climb it.

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