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Jessica Simpson wants to be Michelle Obama

At the White House Correspondents’ dinner in D.C. Saturday, Jessica Simpson told PEOPLE that she wants to be Michelle Obama. “I really do,” she said. “She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man.”

What Jessica admires most about Michelle is that “Everything she does she exudes confidence.”

The only way Jessica could ever become Michelle Obama is if she sat on her and absorbed Michelle into her body like the blob. Between you and me, I’m surprised she didn’t disappear into the restroom for 10 minutes and come out with shoe polish smeared all over her face as a way to honor the first black president.

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Wow, you the writer of this article is so racist. Shoe polish, really? Not cute at all!

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ok greenluv1322, i was wondering if i was just being overly sensitive. guess not :( the writer must secretly want to do the same thing in honor of him, be the writer black or white.

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JESSICA SIMPSOM IS A STUPED BLADE GIRL WHO THINKS THAT SHE IS BLACK AND THIS WEBSITE IS STUPED TO HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY THAT JESSICE SHOULD PUT BLACK SHOES POLISH ON HER FACE.MAYBE MICHELLE OBAMA SHOULD PUT WHITE SHOE POLISH ON HER GIRLS FACE AND HER. DUMB AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHITE PEOPLE WHO DID THIS WEBSITE.

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