Lindsay Lohan is stuck in Cannes

Lindsay Lohan might miss her court hearing on Thursday because she’s conveniently stuck in Cannes. She’s flew there a couple days ago to promote her Linda Lovelace biopic. She has to go to court Thursday for her probation hearing because she’s only completed 10 out of 13 required alcohol education courses. If Lindsay doesn’t show, the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest.

According to a source, Lindsay claims the problem is that big volcano that blew up in Iceland created so much ash and grounded so many planes that airports all over Europe are still packed and it’s impossible to get a seat.

This is all a lie of course. If Lindsay really wanted, she could fly back any time she wanted. Instead, she’d much rather get drunk on yachts at Cannes. How much do you want to bet a flight will magically open up on May 23 when the festival ends? She might as well give the judge the finger. You see that, Mr. Judge? Lindsay says, “f**k you.” She also called your mother a whore. What are you going to do about it?


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George Richard Wilkes
George Richard Wilkes
12 years ago

I think she has three main choices: 1. Stay in Cannes. When an arrest warrant is issued, stay there and be a fugitive for the next few decades, as did that famous director — then probably eventually get arrested anyway, as he also did. Obviously, the Lovelace movie will not include her, unless they film it out of the country. She won’t be able to promote its opening in the U.S. even if she does keep the role. 2. Come back late or otherwise come back while failing to do all of the classes by the court date, then get… Read more »

12 years ago

Leave her there.