Lindsay Lohan might be hitting this

Per the New York Post, “Lindsay Lohan has a new, cougar lesbian lover.” She’s a 36-year-old photographer and reality-show star named Indrani. They’ve been secretly seeing each other since they did a shoot last fall.

“We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.

“Lindsay gets a lot of bad press, but she’s a really strong, creative woman and is trying really hard to get her life in a good, positive place.”

Klinko said the pair are good for each other.

“Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall,” he said. “I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out . . . Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the opposite of a party girl — a Princeton graduate, she’s into art and is a philanthropist — not what you’d expect the typical girl for Lindsay to go out with.

“When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life.”

Like I’m going to believe this. The deepest conversation Lindsay has with people is how drunk she is right now and where to score some weed and the only thing Lindsay wants to know when she meets someone is “are you holding?”

Anyway, according to Lindsay via Us, they’re not dating. Clearly Indrani is a liar and is trying to promote her new show on Bravo. Sorry to disappoint the one person who believed this.