Lindsay Lohan seems nice

Lindsay Lohan now has to run special ops missions to sneak herself into parties. At Iggy Pop’s Williamsburg concert Wednesday night, event organizers opened a backdoor expecting Josh Hartnett who was running late. What they got instead was Lindsay Lohan and 30 friends bum rushing the door.

“The staff had opened a private entrance for Josh because he was going to be late,” says a spy. “If they expected Lindsay, they certainly didn’t expect her to come with that many people. Most celebrities brought one or two guests – her crew was inappropriately large.”

“It caused a huge commotion, because the VIP area was definitely not equipped to handle that amount of guests,” the snitch continued. “Event staff was running around like crazy trying to accommodate her.”

Needless to say, La Lohan wasn’t at her best. Sniffs our source: “She looked completely out of it.”

I wonder if Lindsay cries herself to sleep every night knowing everybody hates her or if she’s oblivious to it all because people still tolerate her. The door man should have shut the door before Lindsay had a chance to push herself in and then turn off the lights pretending no one was there. When Lindsay says, “I know you’re in there. I just saw you close the door,” the door guy will just reply, “No one here. No speaky English.” Hopefully she’ll get frustrated and leave like those annoying trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

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