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Miley Cyrus isn’t going to college

If you dreamed of running into Miley Cyrus at MTSU, NYU, UCLA, USC or whatever college she may attend, you’re out of luck because she’s not going to any of them. In fact, she’s not going to college. Period. Exclamation point. Question mark. You might as well kill yourself now.

“My sister went to MTSU in Nashville, so I’d probably want to be there with all my friends, but I’m not gonna go to college right now,” Cyrus, 17, told Q100’s Bert Show Monday morning. “I am a firm believer that you can go back at any age you want, because my grandma went back to college at 62 years old.”

Miley Cyrus has billions of dollars and everyone loves her. Why the hell would she go to college? If I were as rich as Miley, I wouldn’t even learn to swim. I’d just hire some guy to carry me on his back and paddle me around in the ocean. Then when he starts complaining he’s tired and is about to drown, I’ll wave a $100 bill in his face and go, “Maybe THIS will change your mind.”

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blahblahblah
blahblahblah
13 years ago

MTSU isn’t even in Nashville. Its in Murfreesboro, which is 45 minutes south of Nashville.

Cathy
Cathy
13 years ago

What Miley does with her life is her business but I do love how the writer of this article thinks. Too funny!

Elizabeth Murray
Elizabeth Murray
13 years ago

Bet she’ll be fine without it.

dsl
dsl
13 years ago

Might be good for Miley to think about getting an education. She is a good performer but not that talented.
It won’t last forever.

Dionne
Dionne
13 years ago

Dummy, money doesn’t last forever!

Laura
Laura
13 years ago

Miley Cyrus is really cool and I respect her desicion mainly because I can’t change her mind.

Helen
Helen
13 years ago

I believe that college does two things for people. 1st it gives people the education to persue their interests in gainfull employment. 2nd it gives people a well rounded view of the world while delveloping friendships into adulthood.
Miley neither needs a job skill (she has a wonderful career singing) and she is able to travel the world and is exposed to many cultures and people. Why would anyone be suprized that she has no desire to go to college?

jm
jm
13 years ago

No responses,no one cares its her life! I am not surprised though. Life goes on.

Robert
Robert
13 years ago

You have to have Miley’s money to afford some Uni’s now!

Youtube

Another Black Season

BCM
BCM
13 years ago

Education? I am almost finished with my masters, 36, three kids, the very best out there right is 9/hour. Education? I’d say she’ll be fine.

Deb
Deb
13 years ago

Loser.

TOBY IS DEAD
TOBY IS DEAD
13 years ago

Thats the outskirts of Nash, keep looking for more real errors though.

Julie
Julie
13 years ago

She’s a smart girl. She’ll go to college, just not right now and why should she? She’s on top of the world right now. I say she should enjoy her youth and her money and when she gets bored, college will be there for her.

GOD
GOD
13 years ago

SHE IS TOO STUPID TO GET INTO COLLEGE!
SHE ALSO SUCKS AND I AM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER…JUST GO AWAY NOW!

Nancy
Nancy
13 years ago

“… and everyone loves her. Why the hell would she go to college? If I were as rich as Miley, I wouldn’t even learn to swim …”

And every time you opened your mouth, people would KNOW you never went to college. You’d have all the depth of a parking-lot puddle. The best reason to go to college, especially if you don’t need the money from the better job opportunities you’ll get, is to GAIN KNOWLEDGE AND IMPROVE YOURSELF. And if you don’t see that, it’s already clear that you desperately NEED to go to college.

Emily
Emily
13 years ago
Reply to  Nancy

Dayum Nancy, you sure are full of yourself aren’t you? For what it is worth darling I have been around the educated and the so called uneducated. Found more than one educated fool and quite a few uneducated geniuses. From that I learned to respect people for what they actually know, not what some degree says they know. And you know what? I know I wouldn’t like you even a little bit in person. Cause I sure as hell don’t like your attitude here. What college did I attend to learn to say all that?

gleemr
gleemr
13 years ago
Reply to  Nancy

I don’t think that going to college guarantees that you will gain knowledge or improve yourself. Seriously, how many college graduates do you know these days who are about as smart as a parking-lot puddle? The standards are so low that anyone can go, and when you get out, you can rarely get a job in your field of study. I think her decision to stay out of college shows that she does have a bit of intellegence. If she decides to go someday, she will be able to afford it, and she will know why she’s going. Right now,… Read more »

mamita
mamita
13 years ago

Don’t you need a high school education before acceptance into undergraduate studies? Or could it be because she’s stupid?

April
April
13 years ago

I can understand Miley for making this decision. She has a great career now and she is making the most of her fame while she is in high demand. In the article she was quoted as follows : “My sister went to MTSU in Nashville, so I’d probably want to be there with all my friends, but I’m not gonna go to college right now, I am a firm believer that you can go back at any age you want, because my grandma went back to college at 62 years old.” So college may still be in her future, give… Read more »

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

She isn’t going to college because she’s an idiot. Idiots do not do well in college, or University. Her statement, if quoted accurately, proves it. Her sister went to MTSU, and ‘all her friends’ are going, but she doesn’t know where it is? I guess even her family doesn’t matter to her. Spoiled little brat. Disney should have fired her a couple of years ago. Without the audience, she won’t have all that money. The sole reason for her success at present is all those underage girls who think anything dangled in front of them is ‘cool’ and interesting. As… Read more »

John
John
13 years ago
Reply to  Chris

Chris…love the hate, bro. Pour it on. You tell Miley how it is.

Kendall
Kendall
13 years ago

Emily and Gleemr it’s obvious that neither of you went to college or you wouldn’t be so offended by the idea that going to college gives you an edge. Majoring in something that you can use is important but someone with a truly educated mind will step out of the box and market themselves despite what their degree is in.

lauren
lauren
13 years ago

I am definitely an advocate for education. However, NOTHING can replace first-hand experiences…and she has it all the time! With all the doors and opportunities available to her, without a doubt, sitting in the classroom would probably hold her back. I would do the same thing.

Sinjin
Sinjin
13 years ago

Article writer: No, NOT everyone loves her. She’s an idiot. I agree with Nancy.

reba
reba
13 years ago

College is a hoax, I’ve got dozens of friends $200,000 in debt from attending private colleges and they can’t find a job. She’s got a job and has enough to get her through her life.

Cornelia
Cornelia
13 years ago
Reply to  reba

College is not a “hoax”, Reba. Going to a 200K private college when you cant afford it is absurd. Most likely those friends of yours lived off of student loans rather than working while in school. College is a great tool if you use it correctly.

arnie
arnie
13 years ago

she has to learn how to spell her name to fill out all the forms first. judging by her lineage, that could take years.

she also has to learn to live without a man (sad at her tender age) and spend some time alone.

what were her parents thinking!

money is NOT everything

Alex
Alex
13 years ago

When you have millions of course your not going to join the rest of us cash straped broke college students…I say Celebrity Apprentice 16 or Dancing With The Stars season 20 that or Celebrity Rehab or the Surreal Life.

AnneMarie
AnneMarie
13 years ago

Not going two college is the smartest thing a person like her could do, especially in an economy like this. And what would she even study in college? Any career that she would try to pursue by going to college would be a step down from where she’s at right now. She makes more money then everybody. She’s lucky she is who she is. I bet a lot of girls, whether they admit it or not, would rather be in her shoes then become a doctor or a layer.