Simon Monjack found dead

Brittany Murphy died five months ago leaving Simon Monjack a poor, grieving widower. He attempted to profit off her death and made it look like he was trying to sleep with Brittany’s mother, which he denied. He’s not been the most easy to pity. Well, he’s dead now.

Monjack, 39, was found dead of an apparent cardiac arrest Sunday night in his Hollywood Hills home. Sadly, Brittany’s mom Sharon discovered his body. She was the same person who discovered Murphy’s.

No illegal drugs were found in the house but law enforcement says Monjack may have died from caring too much. That or an accidental overdose of prescription drugs. One source said, “There were a number of pill bottles on the nightstand in the bedroom, and some were empty.” Another source says there are two plausible causes of death. Natural and accidental overdose. Well thank you, Mr. Obvious.

Simon Monjack was a creepy weirdo. Even pedophiles would have felt uncomfortable standing next to him. The one question that remains is “who’s going to roll his pudgy ass into a grave?”