The 16-year-old lesbian is still single

Justin Bieber says he doesn’t have a girlfriend and is just “hanging out” with a few girls at the moment. None of the relationships are serious nor will they be due to his hectic schedule. So, he’s just “being a teen, having fun.”

Which is totally different than when I was a teen and having fun. Justin’s idea of having fun is banging chicks on a tour bus. My idea of having fun was playing with Ninja Turtles action figures. It sounds like a missed out on a lot of experiences but not really because Leonardo and I went on totally cool adventures. Turtle power!