Tila Tequila addicted to ambien

Tila Tequila, the attention-starved elf, will appear on Celebrity Rehab 4 for an ambien addiction. Tila likes to grind it up, snort it, google herself, twitter and sleep. Take out the snorting ambien part and this is what you expect Tila to do all day.

Of course, Tila isn’t going to rehab to better herself. No. If she wanted to do that, she’d check in to an unnamed rehab. Instead, she’s going on a reality show rehab in the hopes that if things go well, VH1 may do a spin-off show about her sober life.

“I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life!” Tila wrote. She then said to accomplish her goals, “I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”

Empires? What empires? You mean the record label we’ve heard nothing about or the gossip website that makes my eyes bleed? Can Twitter be considered an empire? Because she’s quit that thing about three times. I’ve had bowel movements with more promise than her.

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12 years ago

tila tequila belongs in a mental insane assylum

12 years ago

talk about delusional this girl is downright crazy, she better stay on the meds b/c when she awakes from this mirage she calls reality, it’s gonna get 5150 fast.