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Tila Tequila is a good dresser

Tila Tequila has to be one of the most annoying quasi-celebrities. She generally lies about stuff to get attention. Her claim to fame is having a lot of friends on MySpace, a site burning in the fiery depths of internet hell right now. She parlayed that into being famous and now cutting her own album. In a way, it was ingenious albeit annoying.

However, what she lacks in class, she makes up for in dressing like an eager stripper. Much like she did at her album launch party in LA on Wednesday. She looks like what Tinker Bell would look like if she got hooked on coke and had to whore herself out for drugs. The only thing missing from these pictures is a gangbang by Peter Pan and the rest of the Lost Boys.

And if you were planning to kill some time by looking for a hint of nipple, I saved you the trouble.

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Love the article!

Whore!

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Sheriff Gauncent Lover

Does this twit think she looks good? She ain’t nothin’ but a WHORE. Writhing around on the fkn ground like that. DISGUSTING.

NO Army, I would NOT want to look like this hobag. Thanks. You’re all sickos.

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Today is the anniversary of the first of many pregancies Tila faked this year.

Congrats on your EPIC BABY FAIL, Tila!

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She’s such a butterfaced whore.

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Rosie

So Tila, what’s the powder on your shorts?

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@Raina – a butterface??
She’s just plain ugly and messed up.

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