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Bam Margera beaten with a bat

Jackass “star” Bam Margera is in the hospital today after he was hit in the head with a bat. A real bat. Not one of those flying ones. At 2 AM this morning outside of Bam’s bar in West Chester, PA, him and a woman got into a fight which led to her whacking him in the back of the head with a baseball bat. The woman was arrested and charged with assault. Bam’s condition is unknown.

The only thing this story is missing is Johnny Knoxville laughing his ass off while Bam lay there unconscious. That would have been the greatest Jackass finale ever. I mean, there’s no way this could be any worse than some of the stunts he’s pulled. Couple that with the fact there’s not much in his head to bash around and I expect a full recovery by tomorrow.

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Nikki
Nikki
13 years ago

You know, it is the ugliest thing, saying what you have just said. His brain could be damaged and it is not something to laugh about. You should at least put your name under that crap you wrote, asshole!

M
M
13 years ago
Reply to  Nikki

Have you watched Jackass? I don’t think Bam cares about his body

Raina
Raina
13 years ago
Reply to  Nikki

Pretty sure they’ve said worse.

Raina
Raina
13 years ago
Reply to  Nikki

Pretty sure they’ve said worse.

Mark
Mark
13 years ago

To be fair, that wouldn’t be something out of place on Viva La Bam, especially the bit with Knoxville laughing. Can see it now…