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Charlie Sheen will spend 30 days in jail

For putting a knife to his wife, Brooke Mueller’s, throat and threatening to kill her on Christmas Day, Charlie Sheen will be sentenced to 30 days in jail. Sheen will plead no contest to misdemeanor assault. With good behavior, Sheen could be out in 17 days. He won’t be required to be on probation once he’s out since he decided to take jail over probation.

“Sheen and his people are worried that if he were to get into more trouble that he’d almost surely go to prison,” the source said. “By taking responsibility for what he did in Aspen, and agreeing to a no-probation resolution, he’ll be able to sleep a little easier. Compared to prison, the jail in Aspen is a far more attractive option.”

17 days in an Aspen jail doesn’t sound too bad. I bet they have bosomy Swiss maids serving hot chocolate at night. Probably the closest thing to rape there is the tv that’s tuned to the Disney Channel 24/7.

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