Charlie Sheen’s car stolen and ditched again

Back in February, Charlie Sheen reported his car stolen. Moments later, cops found it in a ravine. Sources say Sheen left his key in the car. You’d think he’d have learned or, you know, figure out who did it by now but, oh hey, guess what happened this morning?

Cops founds another of Sheen’s cars ditched today a mile from where the last one was ditched. Police went to Sheen’s home but Sheen had no idea his car was gone. The last time he saw it was at 4 PM on Monday in his driveway.

Law enforcement sources say cops actually joked when they got the call early this morning that it was Charlie’s car, never really believing lightning would strike twice. One law enforcement source calls the most recent incident “suspicious.”

We’re told detectives are going back to Charlie’s neighborhood later today, to see if surveillance tape at the guard shack shows the car leaving the property. The guard shack exit is the only way out, but for some reason there was no video of the first heist.

I wouldn’t think it would be that hard to find out who took the car out of a gated community. There’s surveillance footage, right? Oh wait. For some reason, there’s no video of the first theft. Maybe the thief is celebrated magician David Copperfield and he disappeared the car into a ravine. Or, I don’t know, maybe someone is lying. Nah. Lying? Celebrities? That’s crazy talk. The LAPD is  going to stick with the David Copperfield theory and see where that takes them.

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