Did someone run over Keanu’s dog?

I was about to post a picture of Keanu Reeves sad, alone and eating on a park bench last week but it was so depressing that I sat around at home and listened to emo music all day. Luckily, they’ve become a small internet meme and the new Photoshopped pictures are a little happier. For example, below is Keanu riding a unicorn.

Aww, crap. I was wrong. Even that’s depressing. I hear 10 minutes after this picture was taken, the unicorn slit its wrists in a bathtub. Unicorn via SadKeanu. Find more sad Keanu shops over there.