Dina Lohan won’t rest until she gets another reality show. Hopefully one that prominently features her. The problem is no one wants to see show with Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan with random guest appearances by Lindsay Lohan. Or do they? Dina says they do.
She told Page Six, “We have already started filming. The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our business. I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We’re discussing a deal with a major network.” She added that dad, Michael Lohan, isn’t welcome. As if that needed to be said.
I’m still trying to figure out what business Dina Lohan is talking about. Can fame whoring be a career? I don’t see DeVry University offering these types of classes and they offer everything. And it’s laughable that Dina wants to prove their lives aren’t as crazy as the media makes it out to be. Lindsay is only 23 (24 on July 2) and she’s wearing a SCRAM bracelet. She hijacked a SUV and drove down the highway drunk with coke in her pockets. If you believe Dina, this is all pretty normal. She’ll probably say something like, “Show me one kid who hasn’t gotten in trouble before.” Which is an inane argument because going to jail for DUI and possession of cocaine isn’t quite the same as a 16-year-old getting in his first accident or getting caught smoking pot.
Up top is Lindsay leaving the EDC Rave Dance Party in Downtown LA. Obviously.
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