Everyone is out to get Lindsay

In Lindsay Lohan’s delusional world, there’s a vast Hollywood conspiracy to destroy her image. Her latest piece of evidence to prove this is tonight’s episode of the Bravo show Double Exposure. The premise for the episode is everyone waits for Lindsay to show up for a NY photo shoot. The show is titled “Is Lindsay Here Yet?” Very poignant since the entire episode consists of people asking, “Is Lindsay here yet?”

If you want to know what happened, Lindsay eventually showed up 11 hours later. The shoot was scheduled for 10 AM so that means she showed up at 9 PM. That’s a lot of waiting. Must be an exciting episode. A source says Lindsay’s excuse was that she woke up late.

Lindsay, obviously, is mad about how the show is being promoted and how she’s being portrayed. Naturally, she went on Twitter and denied everything claiming she was set-up by Bravo. Who isn’t? Amiright?

– As for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time-now I know on purpose…it was a set-up
– Unfortunate that I considered jorge on the show a friend to trust…oh- and I’ve never come close to anything other than posing in a photo..
– I don’t appreciate being used for press, and I’m sure others would agree! Love to everyone
– Photo shoot for Indrani and Markus… So that’s bullshit too…. Thank goodness for #twitter !!!!! The truth can be stated!!!!

Lindsay is two accusations away from locking herself in a room and peeing in jars like a modern day Howard Hughes. You probably can’t even say “hi” to her on the street anymore without her grabbing you by the collar and shoving you against the wall while shouting, “Who do you work for?!”