In today’s edition of Fat or Pregnant? it’s Jennifer Garner. Fame has helpfully circled her belly to aid in your decision. Humorless site GossipCop says that Garner is not pregnant and cites their “sources.”
What a bunch of assholes. Calling Jennifer Garner fat. You better hope Ben Affleck doesn’t hear about this. He”ll likely shrug his shoulders and go out to get drunk and then, mark my words, you’ll be sorry. I think.