It’s funny how the Spice Girls were a one hit wonder more than 10 years ago and yet every once in a while we’re still getting updates about them. Victoria Beckham more so than most but Ginger Spice isn’t doing too bad.
Here she is at the exclusive Club 55 beach with her boyfriend Henry Beckwith and, what the fuck, is that an old man’s penis? And… and what is this? Aww, gross. I was about to make a sexist remark about Geri Haliwell’s big tits but now I have to go throw up.
When they said Club 55 was exclusive, I didn’t think they meant you could exclusively see old man balls.
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