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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a prostitute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_60tgJPtI4&feature=player_embedded

Ghost Whisperer was canceled so now Jennifer Love Hewitt and her big hips have to resort to playing prostitutes on the Lifetime channel. In The Client List, Hewitt plays a mother who secretly turns to prostitution. Because that’s what sexy middle-class ladies do when the economy tanks. Hewitt is eventually caught and is forced to give up her famous clients. Prostitutes, they’re not what they used to be.

The best part about the trailer is Lifetime’s commitment to hiding Jennifer’s oversized legs and hips. They probably didn’t want people confusing her with a centaur.

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Alan
Alan
13 years ago

I for one would pay serious money to … well let’s just say Jen would have to work for that motorcycle.

Pretty annoyed
Pretty annoyed
13 years ago

THIS IS FOR THA IDIOT THAT WROTE THIS ARTICLE. DUDE. SERIOUSLY. STOP BEIN SO EFFIN SHALLOW. NOT EVERY SINGLE GIRL SHOULD HAVE TO BE A SIZE 5. GIRLS ARE ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT SHAPES N SIZES. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN WRONG WITH THA WAY JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT’S BODY IS. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL JUS THA WAY SHE IS. I DON’T THINK SHE SHOULD CHANGE A THING ABOUT HER.

cowbulls
cowbulls
13 years ago

Whatever the bid is, I double it.

Angel
Angel
13 years ago

Big hips?? What drugs are you on exactly? JLH has a beautiful body, an envious figure and she is a very talented actress. You should be ashamed of your comments. A lot of guys LOVE that look, healthy with gorgeous curves. She is hot. I think she sets a good body image role model for young women.

NeNe
NeNe
13 years ago

Yep, that sounds about right. She is obviously desperate for work, and it sounds like she will take any role.

juggla
juggla
13 years ago

she has the fattest legs and hipps but she still can slurp my cock