Jessica Alba spent the day at Newport Beach over the weekend and I can’t believe I wasn’t there. It should be mandatory that trumpets blare and a servant announces, “Here ye, here ye,” like in the old days when a king arrived. Also, rose pedals should be thrown down to mark her path so that she could be easily tracked. That way everybody will know when Jessica Alba is in a bikini and they can act accordingly. Be it driving over to Newport to take pictures of her with a long lens or sneaking into her house to install hidden video cameras. The point is people would have options. They wouldn’t be sitting at home the next day kicking themselves over another missed opportunity.