Justin Bieber’s mom might pose for Playboy

Apparently Playboy has offered Justin Bieber’s 34-year-old mom, Pattie Lynn Malette, $50,000 to pose topless for their magazine. She’d be featured in a spread in one of the upcoming issues. The source is Zack Taylor who’s been wrong 95% of the time.

Either way, I don’t like the direction Playboy is going. First they offered Kate Gosselin a spread and now this. Pretty soon they’ll want Betty White to do a spread. I thought the magazine was all about tricking impressionable young teens to sign waivers and pose naked. What happened to you, man. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.