Kate Gosselin looks like Lucifer

This bears repeating again because it’s hilarious. Kate Gosselin thinks she’s a big celebrity now so she went and stuck needles full of botox in her face (check out the pic here if you haven’t already). Now she looks like Lucifer or that server on The Simpsons that goes “Yeeeess? Yeeeees.Us Weekly had this to say,

In the “after” photo, she “has the typical appearance of Dysport or Botox poorly placed in the space between the brows where frown lines occur,” adds Olding. But because Gosselin didn’t have any injectables put in her forehead, “the lateral part of her brow is elevated in an abnormally high position, which my patients refer to as McDonald’s arches!”

Explains NYC-based Dr. Steven Pearlman, “The center of her eyebrows are dropped and spread, which can happen from Botox treatment of the forehead frown lines.”

Pearlman believes Gosselin may have been injected in the shape of a “V” on her forehead, meaning the muscles near her temple weren’t affected “so they over act, giving this Jack Nicholson type of look! Her upper eyelids look a little hollow, which can be as a result of the brows being pulled upward.”

Gosselin’s surgeon is slammed by owner Dr. Kenneth Beer: “This is a bad injection technique with poor placement. The injections were done in a cookbook pattern with no consideration for her particular anatomy. Her outer brow is too peaked, which gives her a devilish appearance.”

Luckily for Gosselin, the botched Botox “can be corrected by a few injections above her eyebrows to let them drop a bit,” says Dr. Tony Youn. “Or by just waiting a few months for the Botox effects to subside.”

Hey, look, Us Weekly. If Kate Gosselin wants to look like she just suffered a stroke, then let her do it. Who are we to tell her what she should and shouldn’t stick in her face. All we can do is point and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And make fun of her for being such a delusional moron.

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