Ke$ha gives dog poop as Christmas presents

Here’s Ke$ha failing miserably at trying to be shocking. She tells ContactMusic that “sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog s**t. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”

I think the usual response to getting dog crap from Ke$ha is, “Oh, thank god. I thought you were going to give me your cd.” Sorry. That was too easy.

Ke$ha is also being sued for $14 million by DAS Communications Inc. who say she promised them 20% of her profit if they could get her a major-label record deal. The amazing part is someone is willing to associate themselves with her music. I would have just went, “Kee… keeee.. sha? Who?,” and shrugged my shoulders.

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