Kim Kardashian does the bikini thing

Kim Kardashian was in Miami for a bachelorette party and she chose to be awesome by squeezing her breasts into a bikini. The best thing about these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures is that none of her sisters are around to ruin it. Kourtney would have brought her baby making everything uncomfortable and Khloe would have been eating a plate of chicken like the Tasmanian Devil. That would have been like Cinderella. But not really since Kim isn’t forced to do any menial labor while her ugly stepsisters go to the ball. Unless you count lounging around poolside as menial labor and being tied down with a child and having an insatiable hunger as going to the ball. I’m not even sure why I made that analogy to tell you the truth.

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