Kim Kardashian wants to play Lara Croft

According to an erroneous report, Kim Kardashian is in talks to replace Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Last year, Dan Lin said Jolie won’t be back to continue the franchise and that bosses wanted to cast a younger actress (oh, snap!).

For no reason at all, Kim Kardashian’s name is being thrown around. A source says, “Kim has wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara, which would be shot in 3D and aimed at a teen audience.” That actually answers both of my questions. One was how Kim would carry the film despite not having any discernible acting talent. The other was would this be in 3D?! That was meant as sarcasm but now that I think about it, it’d be a technological achievement to motorboat Kim using 3D technology.


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13 years ago

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13 years ago

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13 years ago

First, she can’t act. Second, haven’t heard her talk,
but, I’m sure she’d not do a good British Accent.
Third, I doubt that she could get into shape for the
roll. Could you try to imagine the diving sequence
in the second movie. Her ass would have kept her on the
surface. They’d have had to put dozens of weights on her
to get her below the surface. NOPE, just can’t even
believe that they’d think about using this loser, unless
they wanted to kill the franchise.