Lindsay Lohan tested negative for alcohol

Mere hours after Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet went off at an MTV Movie Awards after party early this June, a urinalysis was done to determine whether or not Lindsay had been drinking. Today the test came back negative. Surprisingly. According to E!,

“They did a urinalysis through Medtox labs and it was indicated conclusively that there was no alcohol in her system at that time,” says a source with knowledge of the test results.

“She was ordered to go right in and today just got report back and it was negative.”

“She’s doing really well at being sober and clean,” another source tells E! News.

Before Lindsay tested negative though, a judge upped her bail and counted the SCRAM alert as a strike against Lindsay. I wouldn’t hold it against the judge though. It’s Lindsay. She was probably drunk and used someone else’s pee. That’s what I would do if I were her. Just carry a bottle of piss around me at all times. You never know. Then again I’m also known around town as the crazy homeless guy so…

In other Lohan news, Carvel Ice Cream responded to Dina Lohan’s whining about how she was treated like a criminal when she went to get free ice cream with her Lindsay’s VIP card. They say it’s because she kind of was. The VIP card was only issued in Lindsay’s name but the extended Lohan family had been abusing the card for six months to get gallons of free ice cream.

“Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanc for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

“Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again. This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity’s name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly.”

Mind you Dina is an attention whore and mooches off Lindsay’s fame any chance she gets so this is to be expected. You don’t give Lindsay free stuff and not expect Dina to have her hand held out waiting for her cut.

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