Megan Fox is engaged

UsWeekly reports that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are engaged. He proposed to her at the beach of the Four Seasons hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. He got down on one knee, asked for her hand in marriage and then quickly lost the 2-carat ring in the sand. What a spaz.

“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.”

“Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”

A good idea would have been to look at where he dropped it. Then again maybe there was no ring. That’s actually a good idea. If I ever propose to a girl, I’ll do it at the beach and tell her I dropped the ring and now it’s lost forever. Then it’ll be like I never proposed and then, while she’s still in a euphoric state, I’ll skip town and change my name. Because she’s pregnant, you see.