Big news. Mickey Rourke cut his hair. Now he no longer looks like Bret Michaels after a car accident. He looks almost normal now. Here he is with his girlfriend Anastassija Makarenko (no way I’m putting that as a tag) in the West Village. These pictures also confirm my theory. The more letters a girl has in her name, the more likely she is to be hot. Which is why I’m still searching for my own Anastassija Makarenko.
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