Miley Cyrus is all grown up

It seemed like only yesterday Miley Cyrus was a wholesome girl on the Disney channel making jokes and getting into situations that only amuse a kid. Now she’s all slutted up and looking a little hot like at her concert in Paris at the 1515 club.

Before, if you asked me if I’d do her, I’d tell you straight up I couldn’t go back to jail again. That place is too horrifying. I mean, you have to live with a roommate? How un-posh. Now, I’d lower my head and stroke my non-existent beard while weighing the pros and cons.