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PETA is no fan of Brooke Shields

PETA has slammed Brooke Shields for visiting Kopenhagen Fur’s workshop back in March and saying, “I will advocate that both my generation and the younger generation can wear fur. I will wear the fur garment when I follow my children to school, when I drink coffee and when I sleep.”

PETA took the troll bait and posted a response to Brooke. They wrote, “When I was a little girl, I dreamed about growing up to be a rock star. Or maybe a veterinarian. Or a roller derby queen. I didn’t dream about anally electrocuting animals on fur farms, but apparently Brooke Shields did.”

Then they get more bitchy, adding: “We understand that when some actors’ careers begin to fade, they’ll do just about anything to stay in the limelight, including appearing in eyelash-growing commercials and starring in short-lived TV shows. But Brooke, did you really want the world to remember you as a ‘fur pimp’ who stares agog at rows of animal skins?”

To be fair, when someone dreams of anally electrocuting animals on fur farms, one has to follow their dream. That’s what Kevin Costner taught me in Field of Dreams. Like, one time I dreamed of eating ice cream. And I did it! I followed through and it was totally worth it. Kevin Costner would have been proud.

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