Here’s Salma Hayek at the “Grown-Ups” premiere. In a white… uh, yea. I know nothing about what the hell dress she’s wearing. I only know it’s pretty kick-ass because it could barely hold her large breasts. If that dress had a button, it would have popped off by now and blasted through the wall like a .50 caliber bullet. Her dress must be made from a mixture of titanium and hardened steel. If I had to guess, I’d say it was designed by NASA.