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Sandra Bullock finalized her divorce

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially over. Sources say they signed the documents last week and now will allow Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.

Meanwhile, other sources claim Jesse wants to reconcile and that he and Sandra are on speaking terms. “Speaking terms” translates to lots of sobbing from Jesse and Sandra telling him to get lost or she’ll call the cops. The only reconciliation Jesse can hope for is with his testes after Sandra kicks them into his stomach.

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