Spencer Pratt tweeted on Father’s Day: “This is the day my earth dad wishes he had worn a condom. No joke.” No, really. When Spencer wrote, “no joke,” he meant, “no joke.” His parents removed all his pictures from their home because he was such a big douchebag. Not only that, Heidi Montag swears she’s really divorcing Spencer. Hopefully this is all true because then there will no longer exist a Spencer Pratt gene pool to pollute society with.