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Tara Reid is trying the bikini thing again

A plastic surgeon hacked up Tara Reid’s stomach and breasts a long time ago. Since then she’s looked like a porn star Frankenstein. These days she’s looking a little better. No longer does her in a bikini instill fear into the loins of men. You can actually look at her and not cringe. That’s quite an improvement. Still, her skin looks like a tanned hide and her stomach looks like it has gutters. She looks like she was laying in the sun and a bunch of bicycles ran over her.

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chewy
chewy
14 years ago

Eh, she looks like she should be in a Rob Zombie movie. Return of the Beach Bunny Zombies. But Tara’s not a bunny, more like a rabbit. An old, decrepit rabbit that they use in science experiments. And gray..she looks like she’d be a gray rabbit.

Palin Puss Fart
Palin Puss Fart
14 years ago

VENEERS? ?WHERE???
Fake Sloppy TATERS? What?
S P F = BACON GREASE
Lindsay has a new sis

Raina
Raina
14 years ago

She’s trashy.

Sam
Sam
14 years ago

Gross, and what a funny description you gave: bicycles ran over her.. :D