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The UK hates Chris Brown

Chris Brown had to cancel the European leg of his tour because he was denied entry into the UK after their douchebag alert went off. Apparently, the UK doesn’t take kindly to people who beat the crap out of their girlfriends.

Britain’s Home Office said, “We reserve the right to refuse entry to the U.K. to anyone guilty of a serious criminal offence. Public safety is one of our primary concerns. Each application to enter the U.K. is considered on its individual merits.”

Chris Brown, while angrily punching his dolls, Tweeted: “SORRY to all the fans in europe!!! my tour is cancelled, Im pretty sure yall know. my entry was denied in your country. i love you.SORRY!!”

May I take this moment to say, Bwahahaahhaha. May I also add, you suck, Chris Brown.

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James Brown
James Brown
14 years ago

Dayyyammm that’s funny! Downer: Now they will have to refund the ticket price to those three fans.

sarah
sarah
14 years ago

the uk does not hate chris brown. shut up james you are a sad pathetic old man with no friends. loser.

anukexpat
anukexpat
14 years ago

“my entry was denied in your country”

Try speaking English, douchebag, then you *may* have a chance…