90% of the photos of Ashley Greene are either of her heading to the gym or returning from the gym so it’s safe to say that judging by the amount of time she spends at that place, she has a tight little body and has an ass you can bounce a quarter off of. You can say the same about me too. In fact, every time I do squats at the gym, I make sure to lick my finger and touch my ass and make a sizzling sound. Because I have such a hot ass, you see.
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