A source tells TMZ that Elin Nordegren will only get $100,000,000 (now what, Joe College?) from her divorce from Tiger Woods. Earlier, it was speculated she’d receive $750 million, but Tiger isn’t even worth that much.
Sources say Elin will receive child support, but we do not know the specific amount.
As for the $100 million figure … this is not speculation … it comes from sources with direct knowledge of the property settlement agreement.
$100 million isn’t as great as $750 million but it’s just as good. It’s like asking if you want a blow job from two girls at once or three girls at once. Three would be awesome but, you know, two would get the job done just as well.
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