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Jessica Alba still pretty

Here’s Jessica Alba at the Chanel show in Paris making every other woman jealous. You could dress her in a rotting deer carcass and she’d still look super hot. She could have a 9-inch penis and I’d still do her. Wait, no. Did I just say that out loud?

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Tony
Tony
13 years ago

She doesn’t have to be dressed in a carcass. She’s scrawny enough to BE a carcass. What a waste of a piece of ass.

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

I get your point.. but that last part was a little weird. :P

lambman
lambman
13 years ago

meh, she’s never done if for me. I’m glad every magazine in the world stopped shoving her talentless ass in our face all the time.

Gary Barber
Gary Barber
13 years ago

Pretty? yes but…….. talentless!