Lindsay Lohan arrived at Lynwood

Lindsay Lohan surrendered in court today to begin her 23 or 22 day sentence at Lynwood. Before being cuffed and sent off, Judge Marsha Revel reiterated that there would be no house arrest or early release. Although, due to overcrowding, she’ll still only serve 25% of the 90 days.

Lindsay was then escorted from the Beverly Hills Courthouse to Lynwood jail in a cop car at around 9:42 where she’ll spend less than a month in solitary.

Things aren’t looking all bad though. TMZ posted the Lynwood dinner menu and it sounds positively delicious. Tonight they’re serving turkey tetrazzini, milk, applesauce (from a can), broccoli coleslaw and some bread. In contrast, tonight I will be eating a box of saltine crackers and drinking faucet water.

[Bauer]