Lindsay Lohan delusional as ever

Tomorrow, Lindsay Lohan must turn herself in to serve a 90 day jail sentence which will in reality be cut down to 23 days, yet, Lindsay still believes she won’t have to spend a day there and the worst that will happen is she’ll be confined to a cushy sober living home where she’s free to do whatever she wants for a few months. This is despite her new lawyer, Robert Shapiro, never having filed an appeal and having agreed to represent her only if she did her time.

Lindsay has the maturity of a three-year-old. She still acts like she’s in second grade where the worst consequence is a time-out. Her disconnection with reality is made worse by the fact that she has been and is still being coddled by all the yes-men around her who tell her she did nothing wrong and that the judge is being too harsh on her.

Not to worry though. She’ll grow up soon enough when she a prison shower is just a butch prison guard named Luann spraying you down with a firehouse.

Here she is in the August/September 2010 issue of Complex.