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Lindsay Lohan is a crybaby

Lindsay Lohan is serving her 12 days in jail and passes the time by weeping incessantly in her cell. She’s been crying so much that she’s been put in isolation so she won’t wake the other inmates.

The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day.

As a result, Lindsay’s been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says former inmate Cheryl Presser.

“Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands.

“Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”

Gosh. Inmates can be so mean. It’s like preschool, kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, high school, college and my adult life all over again.

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Logan
Logan
14 years ago

Bitch needs to stop acting like a 5 year old a a time out. F**k her shes such a drama queen. I hope that gangs of lesbians with large black dildos rape her repeatedly while shes there… But then again she might like that…

Jean Claude Grand Am
Jean Claude Grand Am
14 years ago

It’s called “withdrawal from cocaine”. Yaddle deedle