Lindsay Lohan is getting prefrential treatment

The first thing you never want to have happen when you go to jail is for the other inmates to find out your getting special treatment because you’re going to get your ass kicked. Someone should explain this to Lindsay Lohan because from day one, she’s been receiving special perks.

“She’s getting special treatment. Some inmates were getting pissy over it,” Debra Sickels, 30, said as she was released after doing 19 days for shoplifting.

Sickels said that during her stint, she was in the infirmary every day for medical treatment, “and the girls said they cleaned a special room for Lindsay. It had a regular hospital bed, a TV and a dresser for her new clothes and socks.”

Other just-sprung inmates said they heard Lohan was paying for special food and new clothes and had a female guard at her disposal and access to a private phone.

“She’s being treated like any other inmate in her classification. There’s no special treatment at all,” said Los Angeles sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Lindsay is a highly contagious whore so this might be a blessing in disguise. Letting her co-mingle with the rest of the inmates at Lynwood would be like that time Africa got hit with the ebola virus.