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Miranda Kerr is expecting

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are expecting their first child. While no official announcement has been made, friends say it’ll be hard to keep secret because Kerr is a god damn lingerie model.

“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.” (Us)

I’d hate to be pregnant around models. I imagine all of them are real catty. They’ll pretend to be really happy for Miranda but at the same time they’ll say stuff like, “I did notice you put on some weight,” and when Miranda leaves they’ll imitate her by waddling around while everyone laughs.

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