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People want Justin Bieber to die

There’s a tour vote thing going on for Justin Bieber’s World Tour to decide where he should perform based on who wants him the most. Thanks to 4chan, currently it looks like it’s going to be North Korea. Justin and his people will probably puss out though and choose the second place Israel.

“Given the fact that almost all citizens of North Korea are denied Internet access and there are restrictive controls over all media, it is unlikely that any of the votes have actually come from within the country,” the BBC reports. A North Korean Embassy spokesman told the BBC an application for the singer to visit would be dealt with in standard fashion, through the country’s United Nations representative.

We should send him to N. Korea anyway. There’s a 90% chance he won’t make it out meaning his next YouTube hit will be him singing for food in his jail cell. Too bad he won’t be able to see how popular it is because the only internet North Korea has is KimTube which is a bunch of videos of Kim Jong-il Rick-Rolling every nation’s leader.

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penny
penny
13 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOO WAY THAT REALLY STUPID HES REALLY HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

tiff
tiff
13 years ago

that’s silly. i mean honestly, justin bieber is pretty amazing being like 16 years old and being where he is. it’s not like he’s going crazy and being a crazed teenager drinking and what not. people need to respect him more! because, face it, he’s gunna be around for quite some time. so for those who DO want him to die, well you’re being stupid. because you DONT know him or what he’s like…your judging him off his voice…and that’s not even fair.