Last week it was announced that Tiger’s #1 whore, Rachel Uchitel, will appear on the next Celebrity Apprentice. Today it is being reported that she’ll also be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Uchitel only agreed to appear only after producers doubled their offer to $500,000.
A VH1 rep says Rachel is addicted to the pills while Us says “Rachel is addicted to love.” Uh oh. Sounds serious. Sources add: “She is not an addict. She doesn’t do drugs and isn’t an alcoholic, but she does have problems with relationships. This is her chance to tell her story and show people another side of herself.”
That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard. They might as well start proposing other stupid stuff just to get celebrities on. Like, Dr. Drew can cure Paris Hilton’s addiction to shoes or Khloe Kardashian’s dangerous addiction to KFC’s Double Down sandwich.
[Bauer]
loser to use the word retarded.