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Robert Pattinson vs Courtney Love

You never want to get into a verbal sparring match with Courtney Love. Mostly because no one can understand her unintelligible ranting save for a few words. Robert Pattinson won’t heed that advice and is instead engaging Courtney.

Earlier, there were rumors of Pattinson playing Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana biopic to which Courtney Love replied “f**k no!” In an interview with The Mirror Robert responds:

Is it true you’re going to play Kurt Cobain in the Nirvana movie?
Sometimes these things just appear. I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much – I’d be embarrassed. And you see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying ‘What the f*ck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ‘I f*cking said no, you d*ck!’ I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him!’ It’s ridiculous.

If Robert really wanted to piss off Courtney Love, he’d add that not only is he taller, but he’s more handsome, has bigger muscles and his voice sounds far too much like that of an angel’s. Also, he doesn’t have a wife who’s a bat s**t crazy fame whore.

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