Snooki was arrested today by Seaside Heights police in New Jersey for disorderly conduct after she got wasted filming the third season of Jersey Shore. Up top is her being escorted off the beach by police. If these pictures were presented to me without context, I would have said the CDC finally did something about that mutant sewer rat that washed up on shore and learned how to dress itself.
If Snooki had no booze in her hand, I wouldn’t recognize her..