Snooki looks like a munchkin who fell in Willy Wonka’s chocolate river and drank her way out. So of course she’s not going to embarrass herself by putting her lumpy body into a bikini. However, she wants us to believe otherwise. Snooki says she prefers one-pieces because they’re more provocative.
She explains to PEOPLE, “I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
Wow. I almost couldn’t hear her over the deafening sound of people rolling eyes and snickering.
Although, to her credit, she does admit she needs to hit the gym. “I was more fit when I was cheerleading in high school. I will hit the gym and do cheerleading stunts for some good exercise in coming days.” But she adds that it’s not because she thinks she’s fat. “My self image was fine when I came down to Miami in April and it’s fine now. We all have flaws. We work within them to look our best.”
Cheerleader? Yeah, right. The only way Snooki could jump more than 2 inches off the ground is if there was a carton of Ben & Jerry’s hanging 10 feet above her head.
If I had a body like hers, I would never put on a bikini. She should be ashamed of herself subjecting the world to have to see her like this. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.” She is clearly dilusional. There is nothing sexy about this chick. Believe me, I am not saying these things because I am jealous of this chick, as she cleary thinks people that is why people say mean… Read more »
She is not perfect just as no one else is. Sure she may have a little more weight but most americans do. I think she has a great face, well proportioned body and great smile. If only somone could figure out how to get the NJ out of her she would be a very attractive person. Regardless, there are no less then 90 of 100 guys who would not want to be with her. Regardless of whatever the first poster thinks. They must live in a GC magazine and never leave the house. Get a life and stop reflecting your… Read more »
I cant believe this s**t. I dont know how i came across this stupid website but i will never ever go back on it again. Do you people really find joy in bashing others? Go read a book or take a walk if youre mad at something in life.
You guys are douche bags..