The cops don’t believe Oksana

There’s no new Mel Gibson tape today. Instead, Radar put up the photo of Oksana Grigorieva’s teeth which were supposedly damaged when Mel struck her in the mouth. Earlier reports indicated two of her front teeth were knocked out but as the photo clearly shows, one is chipped while the other one was cut in half. The photo was only a part of the evidence Oksana submitted. Also included was a sworn declaration by her dentist who said he saw “blunt force trauma” as well as physical damage and video she shot of herself.

“Oksana lost a veneer and the right front tooth was severely chipped,” said a source, familiar with the law enforcement investigation.
Dental veneers are custom-designed shells of tooth-like ceramic material. They are bonded to the teeth with various types of resin cement.

However, after analyzing the pictures and video, sources in law enforcement say there is “no evidence of external or internal damage” which makes it inconsistent with getting punched in the face. Experts who examined the photos and video say there’s no indication of soft tissue damage which they should be able to see had someone punched Oksana in the mouth. They added that it would be “highly irresponsible” for any dentist to replace Oksana’s veneers that fast.

Investigators are now seeing whether or not the damage was self-inflicted which would fit in line with the other report that Oksana tried to extort Mel out of more than $10 million using the leaked tapes as leverage. Sources close to Mel say there’s emails and “physical evidence” to back up their claim.

Both these people are crazy. Mel sounds like he’s constantly frustrated because of his insatiable appetite for blowjobs. Oksana is beginning to sound more like conniving gold digger stringing the public along. Don’t get me wrong. Mel is an asshole for punching Oksana in the face. But one question I really want answered is, if Mel really did punch Oksana in the mouth and break her teeth, did he shout, “Awww snap, you just got Kirsten Dunst’d!” Because if he did, that would complete my Mel Gibson Insult Bingo Card and make me a winner.