The fourth Mel Gibson tape is out

In the latest Mel Gibson yells at Oksana Grigorieva tape, Mel shouts at Oksana for falling asleep the night before they could go to the jacuzzi and have sex. Mel said he should have woken her up and told her to blow him. He says he “Waited and waited. What, two and a half fucking minutes!? You’re fucking snoring. Don’t you dare,” and that “I deserve to be blown first! Before the fucking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you?!” Toward the end Mel tells Oksana she’s a pain in his ass and demands her to stop being that.

I think it’d be funny if Mel had an XBOX Live account and played shooters like Call of Duty. Every time he’d die he’d go off on you calling you a cheap whore and telling you to get a life before throwing his controller at the wall in a fit of rage. He’d fit right in with the other 12-year-old XBOX users.